How to Write a Thesis

[Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow,tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.]
Fox:	``What are you working on?''
Rabbit:	``My thesis.''
Fox:	``Hmm. What is it about?''
Rabbit:	``Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes.'' (Incredulous pause)
Fox:	``That's rediculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!''
Rabbit:	``Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me!''
[They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.]
Wolf:	``What's that you're writing?''
Rabbit:	``I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves.'' (Loud guffaws)
Wolf:	``You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?''
Rabbit:	``No problem. Do you want to see why?''
[The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.]
[Scene: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth. ]
The End MORAL: It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject. It doesn't matter what you use for data. What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor. p.s. Good that we have Marien v.d. Boom :P