J4L (Just 4 Laugh)

A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life :

W : Wonderful
I : Interesting
F : Fascinating
E : Extraordinary

But a woman will have to be extra careful in finding a HUSBAND, because he might be:

H : Hopeless
U : Unaccountable
S : Senseless
B : Boring
A : Authoritative
N : Nuisance
D : Discriminative

Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because she can provide :

W : Washing
I : Ironing
F : Food
E : Entertainment

Why does a woman wanna have a HUSBAND? Because he is expected to :

H : House her
U : Understand her
S : Share everything with her
B : Buy anything for her
A : and
N : Never
D : Demand anything from her!!!!!!!!

(Milis Ayah Bunda - Le Sian Hoa)